Into the Woods

A martini glass necklace always screams class.

3 thoughts on “Into the Woods

  1. Wow. I certainly didn’t anticipate this.
    Well played.

  2. …this is the tree from which Paris Hilton blossomed. Oh no. She’s Patient Zero for celebutantes in this universe.

    …Kyle. Somewhere Kyle is out there, and he’s wearing a purity ring and handing out Chick tracts, hoping he can change Jenny for the better.

  3. …it just occurs to me that “Into the Woods” will probably be what everyone winds up calling her nigh-inevitable sex tape.

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