Into the Woods Apr24 by Heather F. on April 24, 2015 at 12:00 am Chapter: 21 - Broken MirrorLocation: ??? A martini glass necklace always screams class. └ Tags: alicia, jenny
Wow. I certainly didn’t anticipate this.
Well played.
…this is the tree from which Paris Hilton blossomed. Oh no. She’s Patient Zero for celebutantes in this universe.
…Kyle. Somewhere Kyle is out there, and he’s wearing a purity ring and handing out Chick tracts, hoping he can change Jenny for the better.
…it just occurs to me that “Into the Woods” will probably be what everyone winds up calling her nigh-inevitable sex tape.