6 thoughts on “Moms, Amirite?”

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   Mackus

   09/30/2016, 2:15 am

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   “Hey mom, wanna see magic trick!?”

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   Steve

   09/30/2016, 9:27 am

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   That’s the kind of smile you see on a ventriloquist dummy right before it snaps and kills you.

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      Steve

      09/30/2016, 9:27 am

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      …don’t ask me how I know about this.

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         SP

         10/01/2016, 9:32 pm

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         But now I wanna! XD

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            Steve

            10/06/2016, 9:35 am

            No. No, I can’t tell you. For the good of the world, I mustn’t! It’s a tale that ends in blood, horror, and shoe shopping!

            …oh, all right. It all started with a magic kit my friend Cornelius ordered out of the back of a comic book. Anyway, long story short, he brought the ventriloquist dummy to life, it tied me up, took my shoes, and used them to kill poor Cornelius. So naturally, I couldn’t wear those shoes any more so there I was at Payless the next day, trying to find a pair like the pair that choked poor Cornelius.

            Damn dummy….

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            SP

            10/06/2016, 11:51 am

            I mean, any story that ends in shoe shopping has to be a horror story 😉