Meg Smash

Meg's temper + Jason's pent-up testosterone = clearly a winning combination. (Mt. SlatterWitt?)

6 thoughts on “Meg Smash

  1. Oh, beautiful. Really. Just magnificent. I knew something like that line had to be coming.

    Though really–and this isn’t to be snarky at all but rather to note a very small point indeed–shouldn’t it be “get MY filthy fucking hands off my tits”? Those are no more Kyle’s hands than they are Kyle’s tits, after all.

    1. I did think about that, but it sounded weird… I mean, Meg wouldn’t call her own hands that, and Kyle’s the one controlling them at the moment, so it sounded better in my head.

  2. I remember taking a summer health education class, and I think one of the in-class assignments was to write about what life would be like if I was the opposite gender. I don’t think I included sexually harassing myself as one of them.

    1. It’s never possible to sexually harass yourself. Unless, of course, you’ve ever actually not consented to something you’ve done to yourself.

  3. The best part with Chris’s situation here is that errors that go unnoticed until the customer touches the program are a very common occurrence.

    When you test a program, you always do what you’re meant to do with it. By contrast, customers are stupid and will do stuff you didn’t plan for. I’m sure when Chris did his own tests, he surely didn’t do anything he told himself not to!

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